I think I’m Gryffindor (doesn’t everyone?!), but my four friends insist I’m Ravenclaw. Pretty sure you’ve had farts more memorable than me, but I’ve written a book about being frugal. So, at least there’s that.
My credentials speak for themselves:
2020- still alive at 33 (it was touch and go there for a bit), still cheap.
2010- my mom thinks I’m cool (disclaimer: she actually doesn’t)
2007- voted Most Likely to Wear Sweatpants to Her Wedding in her high school yearbook
2001- my name was pulled out of a hat so I became May Princess. I sat on a hay bale, advocated for playground peace and was given a teaspoon. Yes, I am accepting autograph requests, thanks for asking!
1998- obtained an orange level 7 swim badge
1997- wasn’t able to get checked for lice at school since I sprayed an entire bottle of hairspray onto my head the night before
1995- won a box of Fruit Loops cereal for coming in 6th place
Me, in numbers
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COUNTRIES LIVED IN
07
YEARS LIVING IN EUROPE
44
COUNTRIES VISITED
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