meet corrine
I think I’m Gryffindor (doesn’t everyone?!), but my four friends insist I’m Ravenclaw. Pretty sure you’ve had farts more memorable than me, but I’ve written a book about being frugal. So, at least there’s that.
my credentials speak for themselves
2026
still alive at 36. It was touch and go there for a bit.
2007
voted most likely to wear sweatpants to her wedding in her high school yearbook
2001
my name was pulled out of a hat so I became May Princess. I sat on a hay bale, advocated for playground peace and was given a teaspoon. Yes, I am accepting autograph requests, thanks for asking!
1998
obtained an orange level 7 swim badge
1997
wasn’t able to get checked for lice at school since I sprayed an entire bottle of hairspray onto my head the night before
1995
won a box of Fruit Loops cereal for coming in 6th place